Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Break muna

Agent: "Sir, may I know where are you calling from?" (meaning State or Region)
Customer: "I'm calling from home!"
(Sabi ko nga...)

Agent: "Sir, just put the forward slash after the letter c and the colon"
Customer: "Flash? Flush? What?"
Agent: "Slash, sir, slash. You know what suicidal people do? Slashing their wrists?"
Customer: "What was that? Flash?"
Agent: "You know what? I give up."
(To be honest, I heard him say this, but I wasn't sure if he had the mute button activated or not)

Agent: "Thank you for calling MSN Techinical Support, this is ***, may I have your area code and phone number?"
Customer: "Eh? My number? It's 404-999-3322."
Agent: "Ok, thank you sir. Can I also have your email address and account holder's name?"
Customer: "My address is No. 765 Waldorf Street, Tuscon, Arizona. What was the other thing you wanted?"
Agent: "Uh, your email address and your name, sir."
Customer: "Oh, my name is Ralph."
Agent: "Uh, thank you for that Ralph, but can I have your email address?"
Customer: "What? You want my birthday? Ah, it's June 10, 1933."
Agent: "So how can I help you today?"
(Haha, sumuko!)

Customer: "I want to speak to your supervisor!"
Agent: "Sir, I am the supervisor."
Customer: "No! I want to speak to your boss! Who is your boss?"
Agent: "Bill Gates is my boss."
Customer: "Oh."
(O, eh di natahimik ka?)

3 comments:

toni said...

wahahahhaha ayus tong last ah.. bill gates.. LOL - - toni

badz said...

hahaha!
kakatawa naman...keep 'em coming...

kat said...

Natatawa nalang ako sa sarili ko pag naalala ko yun. Tsk.